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| Roopanand Rick Paray Image Credit: sciencedaily.com |
For the record, Roopanand Rick adores his cats. I couldn’t bear to think ill of Paray, Max, Dexter, and Gypsy. After all, what’s not to love? The way they purr, the way they yawn, the way they scratch my sofa and ruin my furniture … oh what adorable creatures!
But just what if all these seemingly adorable gestures had an evil explanation? I stumbled upon an article and observed the following behaviors, which may actually hold true for my critters:
Mewing to imitate an infant
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| Roopanand Rick Paray Image Credit: bsgreed.files.wordpress.com |
Studies have shown that humans can barely discern the difference between a cat’s imitative mews and an infant’s cry, so this is basically “Human Control 101.” Using Soviet-style subliminal communication, they are able to tap into a human’s subconscious, rendering most owners subservient. Undeniably, I, Roopanand Rick, have always fallen for Paray’s irresistible mewing.
I’ve been hoodwinked—by cats.
Rubbing against your ankles
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| Roopanand Rick Paray Image Credit: maxthequiltcat.com |
Feed me, please.
Obsessively trying to clean themselves
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| Roopanand Rick Paray Image Credit: petwellbeing.com |
In case you didn’t notice, cats usually have an increased tendency to groom themselves after you touch them. I cut them the slack for having the reputation of a stickler for cleanliness; quite surprisingly though, it is more likely that they are trying to remove human stench off them.
Now one of my cats’s doing it. Hey Dexter, I just totally took a shower!
How dare you!
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